Salam alaikum

Bagi penggemar buku “La Tahzan”
Ini situsnya pengarang buku La Tahzan,Doktor “iadh Qarwani

http://alislamnet.com/index.aspx

In the field of Fatwa Test-tube babies. Milk banks. Life-supporting machines. Zakat on rented farmland. Zakat on corporate Funds. Rates applicable to Zakat on currencies. Zakat on debts. Zakat on properties and land leased for non agricultural purposes. Zakat on assets such as machinery. Zakat on leased properties. Zakat on salaries and wages. Investment of Zakat in proceed earning projects without private ownership for the beneficiary. Marriage of a Muslim with women from group that have deviated from Islam. Men engaged in midwifery not dictated by necessity and whilst Muslim female doctors are available. Prayer and fasting in places where there is a marked disequilibrium between day and night. Rules applicable to restricting the number of pilgrims in line with the capacity of the Holy Places. Rules applicable to performing prayer on board of places in case it is feared that the prayer time might be missed. http://www.fiqhacademy.org/e_fatawa.html

Gambar kartun yg dipublikasikan oleh media New Yorker tentang Obama sangat heboh diamerika dan berbagai kecaman dan tudingan…

Gambarnya: Obama berdiri didalam kantornya bertemu dengan istrinya yg menyanggang senajata dibelakangnya seperti Rambo,Obama dengan surban dan baju jalabiah arab, Gambar Osama bin laden dibelakangnya dan bendera amrika didalam tungku kayu bakar…

hehehhehehe…

silakan menanggapi dibawaha….

KAMUS MALAYSIA: Bagi yang ingin melancong ke negeri Jiran

INDONESIA : udang basah

MALAYSIA : udang hidup

INDONESIA : cabe basah

MALAYSIA : cili hidup

INDONESIA : ruang gawat darurat (UGD)

MALAYSIA : bilik cemas

INDONESIA : pembunuh

MALAYSIA : penjenayah

INDONESIA : perampok

MALAYSIA : perompak

INDONESIA: kalah dlm pertandingan OR

MALAYSIA : tewas

INDONESIA:rumah sakit bersalin

MALAYSIA: hospital korban lelaki

(parah banget bahasaNya)

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM

MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama

MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat

MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi

INDONESIA : Angkatan Laut

MALAYSIA : Angkatan Basah Kuyup

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara

MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : Pasukan bubar jalan !!!

MALAYSIA : Pasukan cerai berai !!!

INDONESIA : Merayap

MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi

INDONESIA : Purnawirawan militer

MALAYSIA : Pasukan tak berguna

INDONESIA : menteri kehutanan

MALAYSIA:menteri semak belukar

INDONESIA : telepon selular

MALAYSIA: talipon bimbit

INDONESIA: toilet

MALAYSIA:bilik termenung

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung

MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA: ES Campur

MALAYSIA: ABC(Air Batu Campur)

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan

MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan

INDONESIA : buldozer

MALAYSIA : setrika bumi

INDONESIA : penghapus

MALAYSIA : pemadam

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian

MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam

INDONESIA : sendok

MALAYSIA : centong

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh

MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA: gratis ngobrol 30 menit

MALAYSIA: percuma berbual 30 minit

INDONESIA: tidak bisa

MALAYSIA: tak boleh

INDONESIA: ok lah, gw mo tidur dulu

MALAYSIA: k larr, aku nak tido

INDONESIA: WC

MALAYSIA: tandas

INDONESIA : anak kecil

MALAYSIA : budak cilik

INDONESIA: Satpam

MALAYSIA: Penunggu Maling

INDONESIA : Mil/per-jam (MPH)

MALAYSIA : Batu-sejam (Bsj) Ni bangsa masih jaman Batu ternyata…

INDONESIA : Polisi

MALAYSIA : Pak Rela (bukannya polis bro)

INDONESIA: Aduk

MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA: Di aduk hingga merata

MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA: anak kecil lagi kejar-kejaran

MALAYSIA : tak boleh kau memburu dia

INDONESIA : 7 putaran

MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut

MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : pejabat negara

MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara

INDONESIA : bertengkar

MALAYSIA: bertumbuk

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan

MALAYSIA : perogolan

INDONESIA : Pencopet

MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA : Tidur siang

MALAYSIA: Petang telentang

INDONESIA: cuci mobil

MALAYSIA: cuci kereta

INDONESIA: lemari es

MALAYSIA: petidingin

INDONESIA : Air Hangat

MALAYSIA: Air Suam

INDONESIA : Ikan Teri

MALAYSIA : Ikan Bilis

INDONESIA : Terasi

MALAYSIA : Belacan

INDONESIA : Tahun Lalu

MALAYSIA : Tahun Lepas

INDONESIA : Pengacara

MALAYSIA : Penguam

INDONESIA : Sepatu

MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban

MALAYSIA : Tayar (diambil dari cara baca tulisan Tyre dalam english)

INDONESIA : remote

MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : kulkas

MALAYSIA : peti sejuk

INDONESIA : chatting

MALAYSIA :bilik berbual

INDONESIA : selang air

MALAYSIA :karet

INDONESIA : rusak

MALAYSIA :tak sihat

INDONESIA : rusak

MALAYSIA :bomba

INDONESIA : sabuk pengaman di pesawat

MALAYSIA :tali keledar

INDONESIA : keliling kota

MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA: aqua= air mineral

MALAYSIA: aqua= perek (beneran gak ya)

INDONESIA : Tank

MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal

INDONESIA : Jalan-jalan

MALAYSIA : Makan angin

INDONESIA : Helm

MALAYSIA : Topi Keledar

INDONESIA : Kedatangan

MALAYSIA : ketibaan

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang

MALAYSIA : berseronok

INDONESIA : Penjudi

MALAYSIA : Kaki Judi

INDONESIA : Pemabuk

MALAYSIA : Kaki Botol

INDONESIA : bioskop

MALAYSIA : panggung wayang

INDONESIA :rumah sakit jiwa

MALAYSIA :gubuk gila

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa

MALAYSIA : DoKter gila

INDONESIA : narkoba

MALAYSIA : dadah

INDONESIA : Pintu darurat

MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : Hantu Pocong

MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus

KAMUS MALAYSIA: Bagi yang ingin melancong ke negeri Jiran

IDONESIA : udang basah

MALAYSIA : udang hidup

INDONESIA : cabe basah

MALAYSIA : cili hidup

INDONESIA : ruang gawat darurat (UGD)

MALAYSIA : bilik cemas

INDONESIA : pembunuh

MALAYSIA : penjenayah

INDONESIA : perampok

MALAYSIA : perompak

INDONESIA: kalah dlm pertandingan OR

MALAYSIA : tewas

INDONESIA:rumah sakit bersalin

MALAYSIA: hospital korban lelaki

(parah banget bahasaNya)

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM

MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama

MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat

MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi

INDONESIA : Angkatan Laut

MALAYSIA : Angkatan Basah Kuyup

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara

MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : Pasukan bubar jalan !!!

MALAYSIA : Pasukan cerai berai !!!

INDONESIA : Merayap

MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi

INDONESIA : Purnawirawan militer

MALAYSIA : Pasukan tak berguna

INDONESIA : menteri kehutanan

MALAYSIA:menteri semak belukar

INDONESIA : telepon selular

MALAYSIA: talipon bimbit

INDONESIA: toilet

MALAYSIA:bilik termenung

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung

MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA: ES Campur

MALAYSIA: ABC(Air Batu Campur)

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan

MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan

INDONESIA : buldozer

MALAYSIA : setrika bumi

INDONESIA : penghapus

MALAYSIA : pemadam

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian

MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam

INDONESIA : sendok

MALAYSIA : centong

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh

MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA: gratis ngobrol 30 menit

MALAYSIA: percuma berbual 30 minit

INDONESIA: tidak bisa

MALAYSIA: tak boleh

INDONESIA: ok lah, gw mo tidur dulu

MALAYSIA: k larr, aku nak tido

INDONESIA: WC

MALAYSIA: tandas

INDONESIA : anak kecil

MALAYSIA : budak cilik

INDONESIA: Satpam

MALAYSIA: Penunggu Maling

INDONESIA : Mil/per-jam (MPH)

MALAYSIA : Batu-sejam (Bsj) Ni bangsa masih jaman Batu ternyata…

INDONESIA : Polisi

MALAYSIA : Pak Rela (bukannya polis bro)

INDONESIA: Aduk

MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA: Di aduk hingga merata

MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA: anak kecil lagi kejar-kejaran

MALAYSIA : tak boleh kau memburu dia

INDONESIA : 7 putaran

MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut

MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : pejabat negara

MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara

INDONESIA : bertengkar

MALAYSIA: bertumbuk

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan

MALAYSIA : perogolan

INDONESIA : Pencopet

MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA : Tidur siang

MALAYSIA: Petang telentang

INDONESIA: cuci mobil

MALAYSIA: cuci kereta

INDONESIA: lemari es

MALAYSIA: petidingin

INDONESIA : Air Hangat

MALAYSIA: Air Suam

INDONESIA : Ikan Teri

MALAYSIA : Ikan Bilis

INDONESIA : Terasi

MALAYSIA : Belacan

INDONESIA : Tahun Lalu

MALAYSIA : Tahun Lepas

INDONESIA : Pengacara

MALAYSIA : Penguam

INDONESIA : Sepatu

MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban

MALAYSIA : Tayar (diambil dari cara baca tulisan Tyre dalam english)

INDONESIA : remote

MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : kulkas

MALAYSIA : peti sejuk

INDONESIA : chatting

MALAYSIA :bilik berbual

INDONESIA : selang air

MALAYSIA :karet

INDONESIA : rusak

MALAYSIA :tak sihat

INDONESIA : rusak

MALAYSIA :bomba

INDONESIA : sabuk pengaman di pesawat

MALAYSIA :tali keledar

INDONESIA : keliling kota

MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA: aqua= air mineral

MALAYSIA: aqua= perek (beneran gak ya)

INDONESIA : Tank

MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal

INDONESIA : Jalan-jalan

MALAYSIA : Makan angin

INDONESIA : Helm

MALAYSIA : Topi Keledar

INDONESIA : Kedatangan

MALAYSIA : ketibaan

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang

MALAYSIA : berseronok

INDONESIA : Penjudi

MALAYSIA : Kaki Judi

INDONESIA : Pemabuk

MALAYSIA : Kaki Botol

INDONESIA : bioskop

MALAYSIA : panggung wayang

INDONESIA :rumah sakit jiwa

MALAYSIA :gubuk gila

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa

MALAYSIA : DoKter gila

INDONESIA : narkoba

MALAYSIA : dadah

INDONESIA : Pintu darurat

MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : Hantu Pocong

MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus

GOD’S PHARMACY
It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. Fruits and veg are best & more powerful when eaten raw.  We’re such slow learners…

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!

God’s Pharmacy!
A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye…
And YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.
A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.
Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.
A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums.   Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.
Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.
Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don’t have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.
Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today’s research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this?  It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.
Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.
Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries
Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.
Onions look like the body’s cells. Today’s research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.